- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

That's not what she said.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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