Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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