- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Matt Damon

hey guys what's up?

A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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