Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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