- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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