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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

rebecca is a hard worker

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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