knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Anti Joke

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