- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Dylan is a person

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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