- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A walrus walks into a bar