Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did I get raped

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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