A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Dylan is a person

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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