What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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