Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Snausages.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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