A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Women's rights.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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