two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Yes.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Samantha

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Women's rights.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Hi

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Anti Joke

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