A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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your mum

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Loner.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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