- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

squirrels with massive bonerss

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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