yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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who is awesome? no one...

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4-4-2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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