yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I had sex. Just kidding.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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