- Anti Joke

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.