- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

what did the shark do when he died.....

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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