Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Womens Rights.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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