- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Shit!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

squirrels with massive bonerss

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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