- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A seal walks into a club.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

your mother hates you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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