- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

I share two rooms with my mother.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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