- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Punch line.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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