- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 13th Amendment...

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Women's rights.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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