- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How did th-A fridge.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

modern love

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

religion.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Anti-joke.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Anti Joke

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