Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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salad days!

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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i like turtals and kids

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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cancer

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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