How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

woman's rights

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Chicken

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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