If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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