- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Chinese drivers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

How did the girl die? 25.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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