Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Iggy Azalea

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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