- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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