How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

A guy trips a blind man.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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