- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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