Knock Knock! Come in!

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Twenty-Four

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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