whats brown and sticky? shit

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brainfart

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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