Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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