My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What is cold? Winter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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