- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Doorbell salesman.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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