- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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