- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??