- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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