What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Penis.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Anti Joke

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