a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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