What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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25

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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My name is Harry.

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Ebola

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Women's rights

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