yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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