- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Stephen Walking.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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