- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Gay's rights

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Woman's rights

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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