Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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