- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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