Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

eloise dey.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

A Jew! Bless you.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Wheelchair high jump

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Anti Joke

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