If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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