You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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oooh look a banshee

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Fiats

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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