- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

A midget walks under a bar

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

colby doesnt shave

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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