Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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