Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

No.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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