Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Anti Joke

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