What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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I would rape her

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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hey guys what's up?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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