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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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An atheist walks into a church

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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