- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Penal Dysfunction

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Shit!

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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