Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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ass in my face ? no

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GONNA

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Mrs. Welsh

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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the WNBA

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope

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Do you believe this will change?

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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