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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

modern love

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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