An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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