What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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