Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Penis.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Hi

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Penis

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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