Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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