Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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