- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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