- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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