- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How did the girl die? 25.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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