- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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