- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Gays

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Ju... Just why?

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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