- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

women's rights

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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