- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

-7

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

-7

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock, Come in...

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

ass in my face ? no

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

GONNA

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Mrs. Welsh

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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