Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Take this and put it- No.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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