Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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womens rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Your existance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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