A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Your existance.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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knock knock piss off

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