- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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